You know the woods. You know the rules. And you know that bison are not cattle and Yellowstone is not a petting zoo. The Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Bison Retro Sunset T-Shirt is for the adventurer who respects the wild and keeps a safe distance — while still appreciating a good fluffy cow from afar.
Product features:
Soft, unisex fit in 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend depending on colorway)
Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit wash after wash
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention and durability
Tear-away label for itch-free all-day comfort
Vivid graphic printed via DTG (direct-to-garment) — no cracking, no peeling
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not dry clean
📏 Size Chart
Unisex sizing. Comfort Colors 1717 fits boxy & relaxed; Bella+Canvas 3001 fits closer to the body. When in doubt, size up.
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Chest (in)
18
20
22
24
26
28
Length (in)
27
28
29
30
31
32
Measured flat across the chest (x2 for total width). Length from shoulder seam to hem.
