Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Bison Retro Sunset T-Shirt

Unisex sizing. Solid colors: 100% cotton. Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Fits closer to the body — when in doubt, size up.

Width measured flat across chest. Length from shoulder seam to hem.

• Standard Production: 2–7 business days (weekends and holidays don't count). Complex items like all-over-print, embroidered, or cut-and-sew products often take longer.
• Domestic US Shipping (Standard): Adds 2–5 business days after the item leaves the facility.
• Express Delivery: Combines production and shipping into 2–3 business days total, available on select US-made tees.
• International Shipping: 5–20 business days, up to 30 days depending on local customs.

You know the woods. You know the rules. And you know that bison are not cattle and Yellowstone is not a petting zoo. The Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Bison Retro Sunset T-Shirt is for the adventurer who respects the wild and keeps a safe distance — while still appreciating a good fluffy cow from afar.

Product features:

• Soft, unisex fit in 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend depending on colorway)
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit wash after wash
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention and durability
  
• Tear-away label for itch-free all-day comfort
  
• Vivid graphic printed via DTG (direct-to-garment) — no cracking, no peeling

Care instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  
• Tumble dry: low heat
  
• Do not dry clean