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I Run Like a Sloth. So? Performance T-Shirt

I Run Like a Sloth. So? Performance T-Shirt

You don't run for the applause. You run because the miles make you who you are, no matter what the pace clock says. The "I Run Like a Sloth. So?" tee is for the trail runner who shows up in the heat, the humidity, and the climb — and doesn't need to explain the effort to anyone.

  • 100% premium polyester, 4 oz/yd² (68 g/m²) for a light, breathable feel
  • Soft, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance and stain release
  • Fade and snag resistant; reinforced shoulder seams for durability
  • UPF44+ protection for sun-exposed miles
  • Relaxed unisex fit

Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not dry clean

Note: prints may show slight texture variation from glycol used in the printing process — this is water-soluble and washes out easily. On darker colors, slight shading may appear around the print area from the heat press; washing helps mitigate this. Available in the US only (excludes Puerto Rico, Guam, US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands).

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