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"Tip: If a Bear Attacks, Play Dead" Bear Sweatshirt
"Tip: If a Bear Attacks, Play Dead" Bear Sweatshirt
Sound advice. Questionable odds. The Tip: If a Bear Attacks Play Dead Sweatshirt is for the trail runner who’s spent enough time in the backcountry to find the humor in it — and enough time training to know they’d probably just run anyway. Comfort fit. Classified survival strategy.
Product features:
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
📏 Size Chart
Unisex sizing. Heavy 8 oz fleece — true to size with a relaxed, comfortable fit. Size up for an oversized look.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (in) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length (in) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
Measured flat across the chest (x2 for total width). Length from shoulder seam to hem.
Regular price
$30.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$30.00 USD
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