"Tip: If a Bear Attacks, Play Dead" Bear Sweatshirt

Unisex sizing. Gildan 18000 midweight 8.0 oz, 50% cotton / 50% polyester. True to size with a relaxed fit.

All measurements in inches. Width measured flat across chest. Length from shoulder seam to hem.

• Standard Production: 2–7 business days (weekends and holidays don't count). Complex items like all-over-print, embroidered, or cut-and-sew products often take longer.
• Domestic US Shipping (Standard): Adds 2–5 business days after the item leaves the facility.
• Express Delivery: Combines production and shipping into 2–3 business days total, available on select US-made tees.
• International Shipping: 5–20 business days, up to 30 days depending on local customs.

Sound advice. Questionable odds. The Tip: If a Bear Attacks Play Dead Sweatshirt is for the trail runner who’s spent enough time in the backcountry to find the humor in it — and enough time training to know they’d probably just run anyway. Comfort fit. Classified survival strategy.

Product features:

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting durability
• Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean