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"Tip: If a Bear Attacks, Play Dead" Bear Sweatshirt

"Tip: If a Bear Attacks, Play Dead" Bear Sweatshirt

Sound advice. Questionable odds. The Tip: If a Bear Attacks Play Dead Sweatshirt is for the trail runner who’s spent enough time in the backcountry to find the humor in it — and enough time training to know they’d probably just run anyway. Comfort fit. Classified survival strategy.

Product features:

  • Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting durability
  • Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
  • DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dry clean
📏 Size Chart

Unisex sizing. Heavy 8 oz fleece — true to size with a relaxed, comfortable fit. Size up for an oversized look.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in) 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length (in) 26 27 28 29 30 31

Measured flat across the chest (x2 for total width). Length from shoulder seam to hem.

Regular price $30.00 USD
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