If a Bear Attacks Play Dead Funny Bear Sweatshirt

• Standard Production: 2–7 business days (weekends and holidays don't count). Complex items like all-over-print, embroidered, or cut-and-sew products often take longer.
• Domestic US Shipping (Standard): Adds 2–5 business days after the item leaves the facility.
• Express Delivery: Combines production and shipping into 2–3 business days total, available on select US-made tees.
• International Shipping: 5–20 business days, up to 30 days depending on local customs.

Sound advice. Questionable odds. The Tip: If a Bear Attacks Play Dead Sweatshirt is for the trail runner who’s spent enough time in the backcountry to find the humor in it, and enough time training to know they’d probably just run anyway. Comfort fit. Classified survival strategy.

Product features:

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting durability
• Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean