Slow is a pace, not a failure. The Protect Our Forests Sloth T-Shirt is for the runner, hiker, or adventurer who's made peace with their speed — who knows that showing up consistently beats sprinting occasionally every single time. Embrace the sloth. Finish the thing. That's the whole plan.
Product features:
Soft, unisex fit in 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend depending on colorway)
Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit wash after wash
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention and durability
Tear-away label for itch-free all-day comfort
Vivid graphic printed via DTG (direct-to-garment) — no cracking, no peeling
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not dry clean
📏 Size Chart
Unisex sizing. Comfort Colors 1717 fits boxy & relaxed; Bella+Canvas 3001 fits closer to the body. When in doubt, size up.
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Chest (in)
18
20
22
24
26
28
Length (in)
27
28
29
30
31
32
Measured flat across the chest (x2 for total width). Length from shoulder seam to hem.
